one of those days...
by Amy
the kind when it all seems to be wrong.
when you just want to go back to bed.
when their ears seem to have no function except for the occasional small object holder.
when people stare at you in public. multiple people on multiple occasions.
when you feel like you really do live in and create people just for circus enjoyment.
when you eventually stop caring and start making jokes instead of lectures.
when you soon fall into a fit of giggles over the craziness of it all.
when you help them finish the roll.
as fast as you can.
because what else are you supposed to do, really…
At least they didn’t light the pile of toilet paper on fire, like one of your cousins did when he was about Ethan’s age. At least it was close to a water source to extinguish quickly.
or roll it all INTO the toilet, followed by the underwear and everything in the trash can. life is good!